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Post by anaix3l on Jan 15, 2018 1:43:01 GMT -5
If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
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The police phoned me to tell me my wife was in hospital.
"How is she?" I asked.
"Very critical," replied the officer.
"What's she fucking complaining about now?" I said.
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A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I said, "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."
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Bloody millennials, walking round like they rent the place.
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As a child: 'You are grounded.'
As an adult: 'Your package will be delivered between 8 AM and 6 PM.'
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Post by AeroCooper on Feb 3, 2018 10:49:46 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Feb 3, 2018 15:09:54 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Feb 7, 2018 19:22:26 GMT -5
You know the sex is good when it sounds like running in flip flops.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Feb 12, 2018 22:06:50 GMT -5
Female figure skaters have hot.... hot.... and I mean hot legs. Hot everything really, but exceptionally hot legs!
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 11, 2018 11:56:21 GMT -5
So bad...but made me laugh
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Post by AeroCooper on May 19, 2018 12:55:57 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on May 23, 2018 10:05:35 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Jul 22, 2018 9:00:22 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 6, 2018 9:22:33 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 8, 2018 0:50:42 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Sept 5, 2018 14:16:40 GMT -5
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Post by bartman2001 on Sept 13, 2018 7:48:01 GMT -5
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already
inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T"
She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so
she smiled her biggest smile, and said as
sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to
explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get
it, duuhhh?"
The man answered,
"S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'--
duuhhh?"
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Post by AeroCooper on Sept 24, 2018 19:35:14 GMT -5
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Post by bartman2001 on Nov 12, 2018 9:20:20 GMT -5
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