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Post by anaix3l on Sept 20, 2022 7:08:28 GMT -5
Babies are a health hazard.
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Post by anaix3l on Nov 29, 2022 4:19:09 GMT -5
URLs matter There was also Powergen Italia, but they've changed that... So do profile images... This is fom a Swedish company called Locum: Btw, "cum" means "how" in Romanian.
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Post by anaix3l on Dec 3, 2022 7:00:42 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Dec 30, 2022 5:56:01 GMT -5
The train may arrive too late for some of us...
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Post by anaix3l on Jan 22, 2023 8:04:53 GMT -5
This is from an actual birth certificate in Romania. Two very smart parents named their kid Inoxidabil. Which is a word used to describe something that doesn't oxidate, like stainless steel. Other funny names that parents have used here: Miss America. Well, that's some really optimistic (or delusional) people. Struţ. Means ostrich. Funny little tidbit, ostriches kept by humans have been known to become confused and end up romantically attached and even try to have sex with their human keepers. May sound funny, but they're fucking heavy and strong birds with sharp claws and the ability to kill with just one kick. Wouldn't want to have to wrestle one. Superman. High expectations, what can I say... Paracetamol. Wut? Termopan. Okay, I should probably explain this one a bit. Up until some 20 years ago sound and thermally insulating windows (an buildings in general) were a bit of a unicorn here. During elementary school, we would sometimes quite literally have pots in the classroom underneath the points from where water was dripping if we were on the last floor. I recall how during the winter, I would see my sweater move with the wind that was passing through the classroom windows. Having thermally insulating windows, being able to afford that, was seen by some people as a status symbol. A poor person's idea of what it means to be rich, if you will. So this name has some Richie Rich vibes to it. Papanaş. Parents are probably fans of Romanian cuisine. Facultatea. Hopefully expressing the desire that at least the kid would get educated (and not name his or her own kids ridiculous names). Expertiza. Means the expertise! I have no fucking idea why you'd call your daughter that, but it's unfortunately the most common on this stupid list. Farmacia. The pharmacy! Why, oh, why? Prostu. Means the stupid guy. Realistic parents? Sentiment-Brusli. Brusli is how a lot of people here would spell Bruce Lee. You know, like people who don't understand German sing "chainsaw" at concerts when Rammstein play Sensucht (which means "desire", has nothing to do with chainsaws, the song is... well, sexual, like a lot of Rammstein stuff). Făt-Frumos. Means Prince Charming. Leuștean. It's some herb used for cooking. Lovage. Why you'd call your kid that, no idea. Semaforu. The traffic light. Was the kid conceived in a car or something? Milion. Another one in the "poor person's idea of what it means to be rich" category. Seif. Money safe. Same category as the previous one. Judecător. Judge. Why do I get the feeling the parents may have had some clashes with the law? Strălucirea. The shine! You can look at the sun, but not at the beauty of this girl. Who the fuck are you kidding? Babies all look like aliens. Întuneric. The dark. Guess you need an opposite for the previous one. Ilegitim. Illegitimate. Guess that's honesty. Not sure how much the kid will appreciate it's out there, right in his name. Medalion.
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Post by anaix3l on Feb 5, 2023 15:28:36 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Feb 12, 2023 15:29:06 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Feb 19, 2023 9:22:24 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Mar 23, 2023 14:00:22 GMT -5
Coughing.
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Post by redvers76 on Mar 23, 2023 14:29:20 GMT -5
Coughing. It's not the cough that carries you off, It's the coffin they carry you off in!
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Post by anaix3l on Mar 23, 2023 15:24:06 GMT -5
^that's precisely why I posted it on this forum!
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Post by anaix3l on Mar 30, 2023 0:49:25 GMT -5
This is for real. Seen at the Dublin Zoo at the start of this month.
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Post by anaix3l on Apr 6, 2023 1:27:47 GMT -5
The text says something like "storks to match this spring" Storks normally fly to Africa/ Middle East during the winter (fun fact, they try to avoid long flights across water, so they cross at the straights bordering the Mediterranean sea) and return when it gets warm again. But with how "warm" this spring has been, the only birds that might migrate here are Antarctic penguins...
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Post by anaix3l on Apr 17, 2023 1:26:42 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Apr 28, 2023 4:59:12 GMT -5
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