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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 12, 2017 13:31:47 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on May 8, 2017 17:06:31 GMT -5
You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 8, 2017 17:07:14 GMT -5
You're as much help as a screen door on a submarine.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 24, 2017 19:00:50 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat i saw her walking down the street with a yellow shirt on and thought it was the school bus coming
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Post by AeroCooper on May 24, 2017 19:01:07 GMT -5
You're so ugly you made an onion cry
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Post by AeroCooper on May 24, 2017 19:01:53 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side."
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Post by AeroCooper on May 24, 2017 19:02:50 GMT -5
You're so stupid the dentist had to put the wisdom teeth back in your mouth
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Post by AeroCooper on May 24, 2017 19:04:19 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat the FAA wont let her wear an "X" jacket cause they were afraid Helicopters would try to land on her
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Post by anaix3l on Jun 11, 2017 8:19:55 GMT -5
Are you a newspaper? No, why? There's a new issue with you every fucking day!
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Post by bartman2001 on Jun 23, 2017 11:52:53 GMT -5
Do you know the difference between you and asparagus? I actually like asparagus!
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Post by anaix3l on Jul 4, 2017 5:22:11 GMT -5
The only way you could possibly become attractive is by swallowing magnets.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jul 4, 2017 20:48:56 GMT -5
I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jul 4, 2017 20:51:54 GMT -5
Look, you're fat. I'm not gonna sugar coat it, 'cuz you'd just eat that too.
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Post by anaix3l on May 1, 2018 12:58:23 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on May 12, 2018 7:00:29 GMT -5
That's a nice hairdo, did you get a new rake?
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