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Post by Zen on Feb 19, 2015 10:28:39 GMT -5
I'll go that they are triplets so 3, 12 and the house number is 15 You said triplets but then gave two different ages??? I think it was a cultural misunderstanding, 3 x 12, 3 children all 12 years old, I should have said 12,12,12...I was trying to figure what you called product and sum over there!
I was still wrong.
Horny huh? My son was born in January and if I hadn't miscarried I would have had a child in the December of the same year, I call that stupidity personally on both our parts lol.
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Post by AeroCooper on Feb 21, 2015 13:09:55 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Feb 25, 2015 2:34:48 GMT -5
The Finns call the ‘@’ sign miukumauku, “the sign of the meow,” because it resembles a curled-up sleeping cat.
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Post by anaix3l on Feb 26, 2015 14:40:32 GMT -5
I had to ask... "bear insurance" is exactly what it sounds like... in case it gets intercepted and eaten by a bear. And yes, proving it involves bear stomach exploration...
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 6, 2015 19:28:06 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 25, 2015 18:33:55 GMT -5
I'm not left handed, but...
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 25, 2015 18:36:13 GMT -5
The egg one, and the cupcake one are both pretty awesome
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Post by anaix3l on Mar 25, 2015 18:51:27 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Mar 31, 2015 21:54:33 GMT -5
How can you make the number seven even? Take away the 's'.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
Why can't the number 4 get into night clubs? Because he is 2 square!
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 1, 2015 17:22:36 GMT -5
This man is a genius.
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Post by anaix3l on Apr 2, 2015 0:11:58 GMT -5
Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference
What do you call an angle that is adorable? pbs.twimg.com/media/CBfEVJGWEAAjkVI.jpg
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? A tangent
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral
Why do they never serve beer at a mathematican's party? Because it's dangerous to drink and derive
How many molecules are there in a bowl of guacamole? Avocado's number
Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other
What's yellow and imaginary? The square root of negative banana
What part of Mathematics do birds like best? Owl-gebra
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 2, 2015 5:07:53 GMT -5
In the spirit of Ana's jokes... What did the mathematician says when the wicked witch turned him into an Oak? Gee, I'm a tree!
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Post by jj on Apr 3, 2015 0:48:03 GMT -5
In the spirit of Ana's jokes... What did the mathematician says when the wicked witch turned him into an Oak? Gee, I'm a tree! I was sure the answer was going to be, "Trunk You!"
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Post by anaix3l on Apr 5, 2015 3:54:55 GMT -5
knowmore.washingtonpost.com/2015/03/25/the-equivalent-of-its-all-greek-to-me-in-30-other-languages/I think I know those two in Romanian... If you ask someone "frate, eşti turc?" ("bro, are you a Turk?") it's usually a thing of despair over that person not understanding something incredibly simple and obvious. So the only logical explanation is that person being a Turk, speaking a totally different language and therefore being unable to understand. I actually use this one quite a bit. There's also saying about something complicated that it's Chinese. I sometimes feel I've lost my right to use his one since my former boss had me hunting for potential Chinese suppliers, so I had to learn a few words, just enough for them not to hang up until they get what I want... and somebody who speaks English on the phone! My colleagues had so much fun at my expense... it was raining jokes about me speaking "bird language"...
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