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Post by bartman2001 on May 6, 2014 7:25:57 GMT -5
Granted but now they duplicate mercilessly in the dryer.
I wish I could go back to high school and do wrong things with Kimberly.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 6, 2014 8:13:17 GMT -5
Granted, but she hates every minute of it.
I wish I was the last person on earth. (sometimes)
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Post by bartman2001 on May 6, 2014 9:59:13 GMT -5
Granted, but she hates every minute of it. That's alright by me Granted but you live to 110 and the sometimes is once a year when a toothless hag comes to make love to you. I wish I didn't have to be at work right now.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 6, 2014 19:59:37 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to be there in 5 minutes.
I wish there was never a reason for war.
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Post by donnaroxx on May 7, 2014 0:19:01 GMT -5
Granted, but now there is no reason for peace.
I wish I could run away.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on May 7, 2014 7:34:06 GMT -5
Granted. But you literally have to keep running, like forever.
I wish I could join the mile high club with Kate Upton
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Post by AeroCooper on May 7, 2014 7:56:31 GMT -5
Granted, but the plane crashes in mid coitus. (ok, who cares, right? What a way to go!)
I wish the work day went by faster.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on May 7, 2014 8:12:43 GMT -5
Granted. But now you have 10x's more work to do
I wish I owned the 31,000 sqft mansion in the Hamptons known as Sand Castle
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Post by bartman2001 on May 7, 2014 9:28:40 GMT -5
Granted but it is now haunted by 200 ghost and you have to live there year round.
I wish the work day was 4 hours long 5 days a week.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 7, 2014 9:39:28 GMT -5
Granted, but now your pay is cut in half.
I wish I knew if she was flirting with me.
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Post by bartman2001 on May 7, 2014 9:56:12 GMT -5
Granted she is hot and she is not flirting with you.
I wish I was on a beach in Sardinia right now.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on May 7, 2014 11:30:01 GMT -5
GRANTED. A Tsunami is 30 seconds away from Sardinia & a shark just bit off your right arm and you can't swim to shore.
I wish the HOBB girl would let me play her "harmonica"... (I vote to keep that banner a while)
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Post by bartman2001 on May 7, 2014 13:40:21 GMT -5
Granted but you must play it outside her pants 1,000 miles away from her.
I wish for peace on earth.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 7, 2014 13:43:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you now live on Jupiter.
I wish I was the strongest man alive.
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Post by bartman2001 on May 7, 2014 13:50:11 GMT -5
Granted now you break everything you touch. (P.S. Careful trying to take a piss ) I wish I would be abducted by friendly space aliens.
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