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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 17:21:05 GMT -5
Granted. but the end of time just arrived.
I wish I had banged every hot chick I posted on AF1 last year
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 21, 2014 17:23:02 GMT -5
Granted, but each one had a more horrific STD than the previous one.
I wish my dog would quit barking.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 17:25:29 GMT -5
Granted. But now he pisses and shits at will
I wish I had the fighting skills of a young Steven Segal
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Post by jj on Apr 21, 2014 17:55:28 GMT -5
Granted, but you also have the penis of a toddler Steven Segal
I wish I knew how to cook better
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 21, 2014 18:18:06 GMT -5
Granted, but your taste buds are now defunct.
I wish Aerosmith would do a private show of old stuff and invite me as a special guest.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 19:10:41 GMT -5
Granted. But the bands definition of old stuff is any song released more than 10 years ago.
I wish I was an A list Hollywood actor who makes an average 100 Million per year
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 21, 2014 20:42:02 GMT -5
Granted but the banks holding your funds folded because the corrupt slobs who run them ran away with your money.
I wish I could afford all of the cowboy boots/Manolo Blahniks/Christian Louboutins I love.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 20:44:22 GMT -5
Granted, but the all fall apart when you take them out of the box.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 21, 2014 21:20:07 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have no spine.
I wish I lived on the beach under a palm tree in the sun.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 21:46:26 GMT -5
Granted. But a category 5 hurricane just blew your house away, along with the palm tree
I wish I could hypnotize Aerosmith into writing a true hard rock record again
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Post by jj on Apr 21, 2014 23:33:46 GMT -5
Granted, but they get Marti Fredrikson to Produce, Engineer and Mix
I wish the strings on my guitars lasted longer
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 22, 2014 5:21:14 GMT -5
**We're all a bunch of sick bastards. Granted, but its because the neck snapped off. I wish my groceries were delivered for free.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 22, 2014 7:31:22 GMT -5
Granted. But the delivery guy crashed into your house, burning it to the ground
I wish my dog's farts were odorless
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 22, 2014 9:41:13 GMT -5
Granted, but now his breathe is unbearable.
I wish it was quitting time.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 9:54:54 GMT -5
Granted but now its just time to start working again
I wish I had a yummy lunch
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