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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 22, 2014 20:26:19 GMT -5
Granted, but it gets stolen the first night you have it back.
I wish I would write a best seller.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 22, 2014 20:34:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you wrote it under a pseudonym and no one believes it was you. Furthermore, your greedy publisher took 99% of the profit, and the taxes put you behind. (harsh!)
I wish I was a famous musician.
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 22, 2014 20:48:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you ate both of your arms.
I wish I could sing well.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 20:51:54 GMT -5
Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.
I wish I was a baller.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 23, 2014 8:53:29 GMT -5
Granted, but you're the last person on earth. I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt my wish.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 23, 2014 9:53:27 GMT -5
Granted but another person will corrupt your wish that follows.
I wish I wasn't beeing screwed by an attorney.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 23, 2014 10:16:33 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're being screwed by an orangutan.
I wish there was something better for lunch than chipped beef.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 23, 2014 10:19:38 GMT -5
Granted but the somthing better is a the slightest amounts of condiments on the same sandwich thus making it barely better.
I wish I wasn't so tired lately.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 23, 2014 10:20:42 GMT -5
Granted, but now you can't sleep.
I wish everyday was Saturday.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 23, 2014 10:22:09 GMT -5
Granted however now work days are saturday only and every day of the week is a saturday.
I wish I could keep thinking of wishes for this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 10:32:39 GMT -5
Granted but they're all stupid.
I wish I was bowling.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 23, 2014 10:43:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you are underwater.
I wish Apple was not a real company.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 10:46:12 GMT -5
Granted, it's now a fruit again.
I wish I was fishing.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 23, 2014 15:56:56 GMT -5
Granted, but its pouring rain and 34* out
I wish my dinner would hurry up and cook.
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 23, 2014 21:08:23 GMT -5
Granted, but now it's burnt to a crisp.
I wish I could get a massage every week.
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