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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Jan 13, 2017 2:07:06 GMT -5
Granted, but they've decided to make country ballad versions of all the songs.
I wish Aerosmith makes a new blues-based rock record with Rick Rubin.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jan 13, 2017 6:27:52 GMT -5
Granted, but it's all songs with 'Blue' in the name: Blue Eyes Cryin' in The Rain, Song Sung Blue, Jackie Blue...(not bad songs some of them, but not by Aerosmith)
I wish I could control the weather.
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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 13, 2017 9:19:10 GMT -5
Granted but the only weather there is is cold to very cold with no other temperature options and snow and a lot of snow are your only options precipitation wise. No other weather exists.
I wish beautiful naked women would fall from the sky.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jan 13, 2017 11:45:25 GMT -5
Granted, but they splatter on impact.
I wish every week had a 3 day weekend.
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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 13, 2017 11:56:00 GMT -5
Granted but in creating 3 day weekends the government now steps in and declares weekend days 1 hour long each tiring you out and even more so because everyone in the country now hates you and torchers you mercilessly but in doing so insures you stay alive to allow the endless torcher to continue.
I wish my hands didn't hurt from typing my wish corruption.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Jan 15, 2017 1:54:56 GMT -5
Granted. Now your hands feel great but your back hurts.
I wish sleep wasn't necessary.
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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 16, 2017 10:42:59 GMT -5
Granted but god comes down from the sky and orders you to sleep 24 hours a day even thought you don't need it.
I wish I had my own orchard of money trees.
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Post by jj on Jan 16, 2017 13:43:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you soon learn the hard way the harvesting money trees costs more than you reap from them.
I wish I could find the "dirty" sound I want between my new guitar and old amp.
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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 16, 2017 14:36:12 GMT -5
Granted but as soon as you do both break and become irreparable 10 seconds afterwards.
I wish the really pretty girl that works on my floor would give me a kiss.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jan 16, 2017 18:34:19 GMT -5
Granted, but only because it was your dying wish.
I wish someone would paint my rooms for me for free.
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Post by jj on Jan 17, 2017 0:39:58 GMT -5
Granted, the preschoolers in your area are brought over to finger paint all over your walls.
I wish I was more handy fixing cars
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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 17, 2017 10:16:00 GMT -5
Granted but now all of your neighbors in a 3 mile radius as well as your entire family extended as far as fifth cousins who are able to drive constantly day in and day out demand free car repairs and car repair advice “driving” you insane. After 10 years of this the mental hospital refuses to take you to the nuthouse until you repair the ambulance as well as repair and maintain all of the ambulances in their worldwide health network.
I wish I were eating a big sandwich right now.
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Post by jj on Jan 26, 2017 0:01:34 GMT -5
Granted, but it is a "road kill" sandwich with deep fried cow patties as a side.
I wish tile guy would hurry up and finish the bathroom already!
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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 26, 2017 11:52:11 GMT -5
Granted the tiles are there but there is no sink, bathtub/shower and especially no toilet (and you really have to take a shit)
I wish I could wish for more wishes until all my needs are satisfied.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jan 26, 2017 14:02:20 GMT -5
Granted, but all you 'need' is bread, water, air and shelter at the YMCA.
I wish my paycheck was tripled every week.
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