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Post by AeroCooper on May 16, 2017 5:15:15 GMT -5
Granted, but you can only change the good decisions.
I wish something exciting would happen. (this should be good)
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Post by VoodooMedicineMan on May 16, 2017 8:07:17 GMT -5
Granted, a week long, record-shattering around the clock parade will take place in your home town. Paraders from all over the world will bring their excitement and enthusiasm! Featuring performances by bands who have met Alice Cooper and Aerosmith! Roads will be closed for the duration, and residents will probably have to help with the clean-up after.
I wish I could get to and from work without all the traffic.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 16, 2017 10:36:29 GMT -5
haha..nice!
Granted, now you have to slog 10 miles on foot through the traffic free mosquito infested swamps to get there.
I wish I would have started my career in computer science right out of high school
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Post by bartman2001 on May 16, 2017 14:56:19 GMT -5
Granted but you only had the aptitude to learn how to use Commador 64 computers. And you are now stuck washing dishes for the rest of your life.
I wish Paramore's new album didn't suck.
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Post by VoodooMedicineMan on May 18, 2017 10:30:33 GMT -5
Granted, Paramore ditched their commercial sound to make deep, thoughtful tribal music. Unfortunately there was no market for the album and it wasn't actually released, but is distributed in their travels across the globe visiting various tribes, where they are able to break the language barrier and communicate via music.
I wish my job had a summer vacation.
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Post by jj on Jun 28, 2017 22:42:40 GMT -5
Granted, but you are required to spend your summer vacation in Siberia with no electricity.
I wish I could purchase a new guitar amp.
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Post by anaix3l on Jun 30, 2017 15:22:09 GMT -5
but you are required to spend your summer vacation in Siberia with no electricity. That... actually doesn't sound that bad...
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 20, 2017 7:34:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you are required to spend your summer vacation in Siberia with no electricity. I wish I could purchase a new guitar amp. Granted but you can only afford the worst sounding lowest volume amp available in the world.
I wish I wasn't broke right now.
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Post by jj on Aug 21, 2017 0:53:14 GMT -5
^^^ Bartman speaks the truth.....
Granted, your fixed, but you still haven't any money.
I wish I could view the total eclipse tomorrow (Monday Aug 21).
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 21, 2017 5:20:35 GMT -5
Granted. You now live on the East coast and have never met your wife, had your kids, gotten your job, etc. Enjoy burning your corneas.
I wish everything was as affordable as the electrician I hired yesterday.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 22, 2017 6:14:30 GMT -5
Granted but you die of electrocution from the faulty job the affordable electrician did before you ever get to buy or hire anything or anyone at the affordable prices.
I wish I slept on a big pile of money with lots of beautiful ladies.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 22, 2017 17:05:05 GMT -5
Granted, the big pile of money is play money with lots of beautiful ladies printed on it.
I wish I knew what to make for dinner.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 22, 2017 19:21:13 GMT -5
Granted but there's no ingredience to make it within a hundred mile radiance.
I wish I were on a beach in Sardinia (Italian island) right now.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 22, 2017 20:04:44 GMT -5
Granted, you are literally IN Sardinia, as in 6' under.
I wish I could control the speed of time at will.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 22, 2017 20:14:01 GMT -5
Granted but you're given that power for 2 seconds and then it disappears.
I wish I never had to work again.
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