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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 23, 2014 21:11:50 GMT -5
Granted. I wish I was Bill Gates son.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 21:42:24 GMT -5
Granted, but your the bastard son who gets nothing
I wish I didn't have to drive into New Jersey today
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Post by jj on Apr 23, 2014 22:54:01 GMT -5
Granted, but you now have to swim across the river to New Jersey
I wish I had my Aerosmith posters from the 70s.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 23:02:35 GMT -5
Granted but you are now in your 70s with Aerosmith posters
I wish I had a chocolate milkshake
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Post by jj on Apr 23, 2014 23:04:22 GMT -5
Granted, but you are now allergic to chocolate
I wish I had more free time
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 23:07:32 GMT -5
Granted but now you have nothing to do forever
I wish I was playing a video game
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Post by jj on Apr 23, 2014 23:10:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it is Pong on a 10" black and white TV with a fuzzy picture.
I wish I didn't need to get on the treadmill right now. See ya
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 24, 2014 7:27:24 GMT -5
Granted, but its because the treadmill is broken and you have to buy a new one.
I wish my house was quieter.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 24, 2014 9:35:48 GMT -5
Granted but now you have no TV, Music, or gutiars for eternity.
I wish I could vacation in Italy for the next 10 years.
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Post by jj on Apr 25, 2014 0:51:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you are confined to the ruins of Caesar's palace for the entire 10 years.
I wish I could take a road trip across the US
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 25, 2014 1:17:27 GMT -5
Granted, but all of the annoying celebrities are along for the ride.
I wish I had a '67 GTO.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 2:00:08 GMT -5
Granted, you have a piece of paper that says '67 GTO.
I wish I was able to sleep.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 25, 2014 6:55:26 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're in a coma.
I wish I was rich instead of so damn good looking.
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Post by jj on Apr 25, 2014 9:24:18 GMT -5
Granted, but all your riches are confiscated because of your delusional thinking
I wish it wasn't raining today
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 25, 2014 9:51:03 GMT -5
Granted but its now 110 degrees with 100% humidity.
I wish I could get a kiss from Hayley Williams.
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