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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 25, 2014 9:56:11 GMT -5
Granted, but you realize her breathe is deadly.
I wish I had a porn star schlong (without the disease)
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Post by jj on Apr 25, 2014 10:10:57 GMT -5
Granted, but it is in a jar on your dresser
I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul Spot Light Special
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 10:49:32 GMT -5
Granted, but it's really just a flashlight with that written on the side.
I wish I wasn't so pissed off right now.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 25, 2014 10:58:21 GMT -5
Granted, but you will be pissed off in 30 seconds.
I wish i knew why fwanger was so pissed off anyway.
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Post by jj on Apr 26, 2014 18:28:54 GMT -5
Granted, but now that is the only thing you know.
I wished time moved more slowly
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 26, 2014 18:44:41 GMT -5
Granted, but now you also move in slow motion.
I wish my cat didn't just barf up.
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Post by jj on Apr 26, 2014 19:12:57 GMT -5
Granted, but now you just barfed up.
I wish my dog didn't dig in the flower pots
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 27, 2014 17:52:50 GMT -5
Granted, but now frost killed all the plants
I wish I invented the computer.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 19:23:55 GMT -5
Granted, but you sold all rights for a dollar afterwards.
I wish I had some chocolate cake.
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Post by jj on Apr 28, 2014 0:01:24 GMT -5
Granted, but it is a cake of soap.
I wish my dad still had his 57 Buick Special
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 28, 2014 13:14:27 GMT -5
Granted, but someone stole it and drove it into the river.
I wish the sun would shine.
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Post by jj on Apr 28, 2014 23:21:42 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have to live and work underground.
I wish I had the day off tomorrow
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 29, 2014 7:10:34 GMT -5
Granted, but always tomorrow, not today. I wish people would quit calling me at work when I'm trying to use the game room.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 29, 2014 10:26:19 GMT -5
Granted but now they are constantly bothering you in person at your desk.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 29, 2014 10:40:15 GMT -5
Granted, but the reason greatly disappoints you.
I wish cats and dogs could talk.
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