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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 29, 2014 14:50:19 GMT -5
Granted but the only time the talk is to swear at you repeatedly.
I wish I found a big sack of money.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 29, 2014 15:37:55 GMT -5
Granted, but it was 1000 pesos ($76.24)
I wish the driveway plowed itself in the winter.
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 29, 2014 16:44:54 GMT -5
Granted, but it also plows up the cement/asphalt and several feet of dirt, leaving your driveway a ravine.
I wish I invented the paperclip.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 29, 2014 16:55:47 GMT -5
Granted, but now kids shoot them at you with rubber bands all day.
I wish my Wii replacement would get here.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2014 18:34:14 GMT -5
Granted but its missing the circuit board.
I wish I knew what to eat for dinner.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 29, 2014 18:52:41 GMT -5
Granted, but now you don't have it in stock.
I wish there was something good on.
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Post by jj on Apr 29, 2014 22:54:33 GMT -5
Granted, but now your cable/dish provider is out.
I wish the weekend was here
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Post by donnaroxx on Apr 29, 2014 23:48:12 GMT -5
Granted, but now weekends are 5 minutes long.
I wish I owned a Caribbean Island.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 30, 2014 7:03:35 GMT -5
Granted, but it is infested with cannibals.
I wish my boss would answer my email about me taking a 4 day weekend this week.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 30, 2014 8:12:06 GMT -5
Granted and the answer is no you must work and put in overtime.
I wish I knew whtt tonight's lottery numbers were.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 30, 2014 18:49:35 GMT -5
Granted. But there were 125,000,000 winners, sharing a 10 mil jackpot, leaving you with .08 cents.
I wish hot brunette gold diggers were attracted to average middle aged American men and only expected gifts of flowers and candy and not 1.8 mil condos, luxury cars and piles of cash.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 1, 2014 13:19:03 GMT -5
Granted, but now you are an average OLD American man.
I wish I never had to sleep.
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Post by jj on May 2, 2014 0:24:17 GMT -5
Granted, but you are confined to your bathroom due to ever present pressing needs.
I wish the days were longer.
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Post by bartman2001 on May 2, 2014 9:05:10 GMT -5
Granted now every day is 3 million hours and you are immortal.
I wish I was on vacation now.
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Post by jj on May 2, 2014 9:12:52 GMT -5
Granted, but though not required to work, you must take your vacation in your place of employment
I wish I had more energy
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