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Post by anaix3l on May 15, 2015 7:57:07 GMT -5
In the news here:
Two bimbos wanted to take selfies up on a train. Got electrocuted and one of them died.
A guy wanted to kill himself so he tried to blow up the apartment building he was living in. Luckily, he failed.
A porta-potty got placed on a bicycle track, so there was a collision between someone on a bike and someone suddenly getting out...
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Post by anaix3l on May 22, 2015 7:48:54 GMT -5
Didn't your mother teach you not to mess with gators?
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Post by anaix3l on May 22, 2015 16:33:15 GMT -5
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Post by Zen on May 26, 2015 9:49:45 GMT -5
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McN...uggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...) (Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener, and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. ( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left) THREE A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (Keep shuddering!!) FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!! FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!! SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away' Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!! Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....it is all true...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2015 8:27:09 GMT -5
I suppose I am used to contacts so I might be able to do this
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Post by anaix3l on Jul 15, 2015 17:22:08 GMT -5
Can't believe people would fall for this
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Post by anaix3l on Jul 29, 2015 3:51:40 GMT -5
Password must be this, must be that... so sick and tired of this crap...
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 2, 2015 0:01:51 GMT -5
So his brother could have been something other than a lion? A hippo, for instance?
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 7, 2015 12:16:35 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Dec 12, 2015 15:05:02 GMT -5
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Post by petertherock on Dec 12, 2015 20:29:59 GMT -5
That's funny Zen! And these morons want $15/hour and they can't even get your order right! No wonder they are starting to use kiosks!
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Post by Zen on Dec 20, 2015 12:31:33 GMT -5
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