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Post by anaix3l on Aug 29, 2020 1:07:50 GMT -5
When you see signs saying this or that other ridiculous thing is forbidden, doesn't it make you wonder what happened to even make that sign necessary? Like a "please don't urinate here" sign on a vending machine.
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 29, 2020 15:39:58 GMT -5
Customer support jargon:
PICNIC = Problem In Chair Not In Computer
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
ID 10T (just remove the space)
EEOC = Equipment Exceeds Operator Capabilities
UIAM = User Is A Muppet
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Post by redvers76 on Aug 29, 2020 15:50:04 GMT -5
Have also used “problem exists with wetware, try replacement”
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 31, 2020 4:39:44 GMT -5
This has been the saddest summer.
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 6, 2020 16:35:46 GMT -5
Chocolate is the answer!
What was the question again?
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 11, 2020 16:30:59 GMT -5
All mushrooms are edible, but some are edible only once.
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 13, 2020 7:32:41 GMT -5
Success is relative. The closer the relative, the greater the success.
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 14, 2020 15:48:41 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 15, 2020 2:40:21 GMT -5
We're all going to die.
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Post by redvers76 on Sept 15, 2020 5:57:41 GMT -5
I’m taking part in a Covid trial to determine infection & spread rates in the general population... in total I will receive £425 over the next 12 months.
Meanwhile I have a very bad back due to poor posture from a “cheap” chair and yesterday bit the bullet on a new ergonomic chair.
After offsetting the trial money, the chair is only costing me £274 🤔
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 16, 2020 0:48:59 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 20, 2020 18:20:47 GMT -5
A video about what happens when you try to shove your terms down people's throats instead of... you know, asking nicely...
They were supposed to play King Nothing. Then they got a memo informing they're not allowed to... multiple things, including cursing. So they said okay and when they got on stage, this happened...
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Post by AeroCooper on Sept 24, 2020 15:10:53 GMT -5
"Trust me, you can dance!!" ~ Beer
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 27, 2020 8:44:56 GMT -5
Happiness is a warm butt.
A friend found a cat warming hers on the engine when he lifted the hood.
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Post by bartman2001 on Sept 29, 2020 9:35:51 GMT -5
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