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Post by bartman2001 on May 4, 2014 13:26:24 GMT -5
Caddyshack "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker." Bonus quote: "It's pronounced I-gor"
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 16:41:46 GMT -5
Young Frankenstein
" Oh no no... I could make you a pair of those. But first you gotta tell me what you shove in there to make people think you're a guy."
Whoops, thought I had played the YF already!!
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Post by bartman2001 on May 5, 2014 15:29:14 GMT -5
Rock Star
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change"
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Post by donnaroxx on May 5, 2014 23:11:55 GMT -5
Kelly's Heroes
"And in the future, when a woman's cryin' like that....she isn't having any fun."
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Post by bartman2001 on May 7, 2014 15:22:25 GMT -5
Thelma & Louise
"You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation? "
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 15:26:25 GMT -5
And justice for all
"You're not God, Nickerson. You're just a typing teacher."
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Post by bartman2001 on May 8, 2014 11:27:34 GMT -5
All The Right Moves
“I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not.”
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2014 23:08:35 GMT -5
Punch Drunk Love
X: What happened last night? Y: What do you mean? X: The last thing I remember is we were driving around Patterson's neighborhood. And I go into the office today and find out that he got beat up. And I'm standing there in the middle of everybody with dried blood all over my hand. Did we go to Patterson's last night? Y: Yes. We went to Patterson's. X: I mean, I didn't hit him, did I? Y: You didn't just hit him. You beat the shit out of him. X: What the hell were you doing? Y: Holding him down.
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Post by bartman2001 on May 11, 2014 15:37:23 GMT -5
Bad Influence
"The Way of the Samurai is found in death. Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears, and swords."
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2014 18:06:27 GMT -5
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
"No, it's just, I, you know, I just think - right now I have one key and everything I own is in the car, and I just... I like that, you know? I mean, I just, if I get an apartment, that two keys, if I... get a job, you know, I might have to open or close, that's more keys, you know, buy some stuff, I'm afraid it's gonna get ripped off, or something, and I get more keys, and I just, I, you know, I just like having the one key, it's clean."
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Post by bartman2001 on May 12, 2014 14:50:24 GMT -5
Sex, Lies & Videotape
“Studying is hard and boring. Teaching is hard and boring. So, what you're telling me is to be bored, and then bored, and finally bored again, but this time for the rest of my life? This whole stupid country is bored! There's no life in it, or color, or fun! It's probably just as well the Russians are going to drop a nuclear bomb on us any day now. So my choice is to do something hard and boring, or to marry my... Jew, and go to Paris and Rome and listen to jazz, and read, and eat good food in nice restaurants, and have fun! It's not enough to educate us anymore Ms. Walters. You've got to tell us why you're doing it.”
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2014 15:20:15 GMT -5
An Education
"X: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I believe that wholeheartedly.
Y: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. Hows the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left, who's still got one eye! All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it"
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Post by bartman2001 on May 13, 2014 15:08:51 GMT -5
Seven Psychopaths
“If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.”
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2014 19:25:42 GMT -5
Millers Crossing
" He's walking around all American, like he owns the place."
Yeah, a chick flick.
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Post by bartman2001 on May 14, 2014 8:24:47 GMT -5
The Wedding Date
“I was born when she kissed me, died when she left me, and lived a few weeks in between when she loved me.”
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