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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 12, 2016 22:25:38 GMT -5
I shot the sheriff.
...but I did not shoot the deputy.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 13, 2016 6:20:08 GMT -5
This one time, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to a movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2016 7:50:20 GMT -5
When I was a teenager working drive thru at Burger King I had a system. You placed your order, I repeated it back to you then gave you your total. Repeated order to you at window before taking your money and handing out your food, along with your condiments. I was awesome, no wrong orders on my shift. This guy comes through and I go through the spiel. He says at the window I forgot his Sprite. I didn't. But I smile and say "No problem sir let me add that on for you." As I turned around he says to his wife " I guess they got a bunch of retards working here." So I hand out his order and his Sprite with the lid partially off because I knew he would and yep. Soda went between his legs. Five minutes later he comes in for the manager wearing the Sprite. I might be a "retaaad" as he pronounced it. But he's driving back up to MA with a lap full of Sprite.
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 13, 2016 8:16:51 GMT -5
I want a jacket with big sharp spikes for the times I need to use public transport. We'll see if people really can't help spilling over me then.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 13, 2016 14:10:56 GMT -5
From the young and very stupid department of my life...
Many, many years ago, I once got blind stinking drunk and late that night/morning tried to get my sportscar over 100mph on a twisty backroad. Somehow, and luckily, no one was injured that night.
Around that same time, I got so drunk at a company Christmas party that I later spent some silver dollars I had been saving in a jar in my room on gas, and for the next few months accused my apartment mate of stealing those silver dollars because I couldn't remember using them.
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 15, 2016 11:14:45 GMT -5
I took exams/ did homework/ projects for my colleagues and got paid for it.
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 18, 2016 10:34:31 GMT -5
I've done laundry and other chores on religious holidays.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 18, 2016 14:46:27 GMT -5
I've done laundry and other chores on religious holidays. I go out of my way to do wrong things on religious holidays. Growing up Catholic, which I no longer am since I reached the age of reason, I do enjoy eating a big juice hamburger, or two on Good Friday. If I do it on the cheap at McDonalds or a similar place I love the nasty looks and snarls I get from people who can't fathom I don't obey their rules, rules that they can't force on me.
When I was younger and more bold I used to make loud "yummy" noises as I ate them.
Legal disclaimer I generally don't like to offend people who I actually know religious beliefs sorry, almost, if this offends anyone here.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 18, 2016 16:01:42 GMT -5
I didn't even realize anyone outside of Judism had such rules. I guess I'm really gonna burn.
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 18, 2016 17:15:08 GMT -5
I've done laundry and other chores on religious holidays. I go out of my way to do wrong things on religious holidays. Growing up Catholic, which I no longer am since I reached the age of reason, I do enjoy eating a big juice hamburger, or two on Good Friday. If I do it on the cheap at McDonalds or a similar place I love the nasty looks and snarls I get from people who can't fathom I don't obey their rules, rules that they can't force on me.
When I was younger and more bold I used to make loud "yummy" noises as I ate them.
Legal disclaimer I generally don't like to offend people who I actually know religious beliefs sorry, almost, if this offends anyone here.
I get that. I grew up in a very religious environment and a lot of resentment built up over the years. So I will do laundry and stuff like that on religious holidays, partly because I'm a rebel and doing something my family wouldn't approve of always sounds delicious (though of course I live alone and they don't know as I have no desire of getting into that argument), partly because what I don't wash on Sunday stinks on Monday.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 19, 2016 12:01:34 GMT -5
I didn't even realize anyone outside of Judism had such rules. I guess I'm really gonna burn. It used to be every Friday although I think they got rid of that before I was born but really don't care to find out for sure.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2016 23:30:58 GMT -5
We follow the Good Friday rule, mainly because it's familial tradition. We are Lutheran. I asked my pastor if he observes the no meat rule on Good Friday, he kinda shrugged. He said mainly it's the Catholics that do it. His family did but he personally doesn't. There is no real scriptural call for it and to him it's more about making yourself feel good than anything else. I asked my grandmother once why we do it and she said because her mom did.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2016 23:31:40 GMT -5
I think Vatican II did away with no meat on Fridays.
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Post by anaix3l on Aug 23, 2016 10:27:15 GMT -5
My family is Eastern Orthodox. No chores on Sundays + other religious holidays (I don't really know them all). No animal products on Wednesdays, Fridays, Nativity Fast (5-6 weeks), Great Lent (5-6 weeks), Apostles' Fast (fuck knows how long), Dormition Fast (2 weeks). That adds up to more than 200 days a year. Though on some days during the long fasts fish is allowed (but don't ask me which days, no clue about that). My mom follows all these, my dad not so much, though sometimes he does to please her. I never had to because I'm just so damn picky and there's no strictly vegetal non-dessert food that I like. Which is kind of funny, because my mom is so strict and judgmental about these things, but if anyone criticised me, she'd be like this kid's doing an inverted fast all the time, which is more than you're doing.
I've avoided wearing a seatbelt if the person next to me wasn't because I felt I would have felt guilty to be the only one who survives in case something happened.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 23, 2016 17:10:23 GMT -5
I think Vatican II did away with no meat on Fridays. Hence my "Good Friday" comments as far as I know in my lifetime any other Fridays outside of lent all the hot dogs and hamburgers chow down.
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