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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 29, 2017 17:46:44 GMT -5
No sense putting a $50 haircut on a 50 cent head.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
But seriously, I admit it, I'm jealous of you....you get to look at me, and I have to look at you.
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Post by gwb on Mar 29, 2017 19:32:00 GMT -5
You have a great nose. Have you ever thought about using it as a fishing hook?
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 30, 2017 5:13:06 GMT -5
That's a nice shirt, does your wife know you borrowed it?
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 30, 2017 10:21:49 GMT -5
Your momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
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Post by bartman2001 on Mar 30, 2017 10:58:51 GMT -5
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
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Post by bartman2001 on Mar 30, 2017 15:31:39 GMT -5
I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 30, 2017 16:03:10 GMT -5
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Some day you’ll go far, and we all hope you stay there.
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Post by bartman2001 on Mar 31, 2017 11:19:09 GMT -5
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.
You're so ugly, you scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Post by gwb on Mar 31, 2017 14:22:15 GMT -5
You have a very attractive wife. But where does she find dresses to fit her four legs and tail?
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Post by bartman2001 on Mar 31, 2017 19:48:39 GMT -5
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 1, 2017 16:09:04 GMT -5
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure!" and the Doctor said "Yeah, you should probably bury it"
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 1, 2017 16:10:34 GMT -5
I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing how you never use it.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 1, 2017 16:15:32 GMT -5
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 1, 2017 16:17:49 GMT -5
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 6, 2017 10:05:49 GMT -5
A bit late but I noticed Coop's last post was from April 1st....
Don't blame April first or April fools your a fool ever day of the year!
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