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Post by AeroCooper on Jun 12, 2018 19:23:24 GMT -5
I hope you don't play Hide and Seek, because no one will bother to look for you.
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Post by AeroCooper on Oct 17, 2018 15:29:19 GMT -5
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would gladly unplug your life support to charge my cell phone.
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Post by AeroCooper on Nov 12, 2018 16:07:42 GMT -5
Your mama's so dumb I caught her trying to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 1, 2020 5:21:11 GMT -5
I crack myself up...I was totally joking around the other morning as we were lying in bed, but couldn't stop laughing when I said to my wife: "I turned the light on to get a better look at you....I'm quickly coming to regret that decision"
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 1, 2020 8:00:27 GMT -5
Don't blame April first or April fools your a fool ever day of the year! I knew there was a good reason to read thru this thread again!
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Post by AeroCooper on Jul 3, 2020 6:33:46 GMT -5
After this pandemic is over you can go ahead and leave that mask on.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jul 3, 2020 6:34:14 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Oct 16, 2020 14:01:39 GMT -5
Picking on my (hot) wife again last night - "What do you think weighs more, a Russian submarine, or your ass?" ...sleeping on the couch is not all that bad.
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 18, 2021 9:31:04 GMT -5
Trampolines will now be called Jumpolines because it offended your mom.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 24, 2021 5:39:03 GMT -5
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonald's.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 1, 2021 17:48:13 GMT -5
Your stomach is really flat....with a silent 'L'.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jul 24, 2021 20:01:56 GMT -5
You're so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 2, 2021 9:38:20 GMT -5
Your IQ is so low I almost tripped on it.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 2, 2021 12:28:47 GMT -5
In the middle of a book I'm currently reading the main character noted: "He...held a fork in his right hand like a child or an American" Ouch! I do believe I've been lumped in and insulted!
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 29, 2021 16:33:27 GMT -5
Whoever beat you with the ugly stick must be tired as fuck.
Bonus insult: You look like something I drew with my left hand.
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