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Post by bartman2001 on Mar 10, 2017 9:16:33 GMT -5
Granted but now both your feet hurt so bad you can't walk.
I wish the bagel I just had wasn't so listless.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 15, 2017 21:37:54 GMT -5
Granted, but now it gave you explosive diarrhea.
I wish I earned $5000/day.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Apr 16, 2017 2:55:55 GMT -5
Granted, but you owe $4999.99/per day in luxury taxes.
I wish I could make a living playing rock n roll guitar.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 16, 2017 6:33:21 GMT -5
Granted, but only because you are 'living' in complete squalor with 9 other dirty hairy guys and 2 ornery goats in a studio apartment. Thus your signature line, btw.
I wish I could always make the right decision without analyzing it to death first.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Apr 16, 2017 15:44:53 GMT -5
Granted, but only because you are 'living' in complete squalor with 9 other dirty hairy guys and 2 ornery goats in a studio apartment. Thus your signature line, btw. I wish I could always make the right decision without analyzing it to death first. Granted, but now everybody thinks you're some kind of evil wizard because everything just seems to work out for you with little to no effort. I wish I had the will to get in better shape.
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Post by anaix3l on Apr 16, 2017 16:40:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll end up with a torn ligament and a stress fracture in your back.
I wish I could stop putting my life on hold.
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Post by bartman2001 on Apr 18, 2017 8:25:06 GMT -5
Granted but you do it for 20 seconds and go right back to putting it on hold.
I wish I could get more than a night or twos restful sleep without becoming overtired again.
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Post by jj on May 13, 2017 0:31:38 GMT -5
Granted, but now all you do is sleep as the world passes you by.
I wish I had a recording studio and Aerosmith would record a new album in it.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on May 13, 2017 14:44:59 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out so bad it makes Just Push Play sound good.
I wish I could go to a yardsale and find a giant lot of all the great 70's rock lps in playable condition for about 5 bucks.
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Post by bartman2001 on May 14, 2017 14:20:06 GMT -5
Granted but they are all albums you already own that are in mint condition.
I wish it would rain money on me.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on May 14, 2017 15:31:05 GMT -5
Granted but its raining in one dollar coins which are a bit heavy and since falling from such a great height have killed you.
I wish Aerosmith would release a giant collection of live soundboard recordings covering all decades for digital download.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 14, 2017 18:27:07 GMT -5
Granted, but they all include obnoxious overdubs by Flavor Flaaaaaav.
I wish people weren't so flaky.
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Post by bartman2001 on May 15, 2017 13:17:18 GMT -5
Granted but they are only .000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less flaky
I wish I were out of debt.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 15, 2017 19:28:55 GMT -5
Granted
..aaaannnd, you're back in, twice as deep.
I wish Aerosmith and Alice Cooper would do a double headliner tour playing 90 minutes each.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on May 16, 2017 1:33:07 GMT -5
I wish people weren't so flaky. Gotta comment on this one. It does seem like flakyness is in style these days. I especially love those that think their flakyness is funny and cute. Back to the issue at hand... "I wish Aerosmith and Alice Cooper would do a double headliner tour playing 90 minutes each." Granted, tickets are 8 million dollars each. I wish I could go back 15 years and change a few of my decisions.
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