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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Aug 23, 2017 0:59:07 GMT -5
Granted but now you spend your days homeless and panhandling.
I wish I could afford to buy every new album that I want.
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Post by jj on Aug 23, 2017 21:51:13 GMT -5
Granted, but the albums you can afford are photo albums from craft fairs.
I wish my internet service wouldn't drop out again and again.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 24, 2017 6:14:02 GMT -5
Granted but now it drops out and never comes back.
I wish I did not lose my Powerball ticket yesterday.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 24, 2017 10:29:47 GMT -5
Granted, you didn't lose the ticket, you won the lottery, and lost all the cash within 2 minutes.
I wish there weren't so many choices to sift through every time I buy something new.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 29, 2017 7:28:44 GMT -5
Granted there are only a couple choices now but they are so blindingly complex that it takes you 5 times as long to make a buying decision as it used to.
I wish my brother in law would get of his arse and call me to discuss business.
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 29, 2017 16:53:25 GMT -5
Granted, he calls to discuss the eel trade in Yugoslavia.
I wish my cat hadn't puked on the bedroom floor.
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Post by bartman2001 on Aug 29, 2017 21:18:09 GMT -5
Granted but your cat has instead puked twice as much in all the other rooms in the house.
I wish my feet and legs didn't hurt as much from the 12 miles I've walked today.
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Post by jj on Sept 1, 2017 18:59:49 GMT -5
Granted, but now your feet and legs hurt every time you walk the bathroom.
I wish my wife and I didn't argue about stupid stuff.
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Post by bartman2001 on Sept 1, 2017 20:10:39 GMT -5
Granted but now all you do is argue about important stuff 23.999999999999999998 hours a day.
I wish I got paid for the work I did today.
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Post by AeroCooper on Nov 18, 2017 7:40:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't get paid for work you do every other day after this.
I wish people were more realistic with their expectations.
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Post by bartman2001 on Dec 3, 2017 18:01:36 GMT -5
Granted but they are more realistic in their expectations of everyone else on the planet but you.
I wish I didn't feel like shit for asking too much of a friend or two over the last two days.
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Post by jj on Mar 10, 2020 23:02:35 GMT -5
Granted: its been two years, lets get this thread going again.
I wish it was as easy to lose weight as it is to gain weight.
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 11, 2020 6:15:24 GMT -5
Granted, but the 'weight' you lost was your dog dying.
(too much?)
I wish I had endless free time.
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Post by bartman2001 on Mar 11, 2020 15:56:08 GMT -5
Granted, But you've been diagnosed with severe depression and have acutely lost interest in everything you do/enjoy.
I wish the job I interviewed for yesterday wasn't waiting an entire week to make a decision.
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Post by jj on Mar 13, 2020 0:40:41 GMT -5
In keeping with the ruthless theme in the last several posts (sorry in advance):
Granted, they selected another candidate and have just neglected to notify you.
I wish I could retire early.
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