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Post by jj on Apr 21, 2014 11:31:17 GMT -5
Granted, but smart phones now cost $3.000.
I wish no gray hair.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 11:32:36 GMT -5
Granted, but smart phones now cost $3.000. I wish no gray hair. Granted. But your bald. I wish I had John Stamos's looks, money & p*ssy
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 21, 2014 13:32:58 GMT -5
(4bits, you don't have to quote everytime - I keep getting messages that you quoted me) Granted, but you also have the German Herpes, 7 billion in debt, and the pussy is a persian. I wish I was never tired.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 14:05:50 GMT -5
Well excuse meeeeeeee! lol... I was trying to avoid confusion... Granted. But you weigh 1200lbs and are bed ridden I wish I knew the origin of the universe
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 21, 2014 14:10:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you can never tell another soul.
I wish chocolate cake was nutritious.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 14:58:09 GMT -5
Granted. But now it tastes like shit
I wish I could teleport my self anywhere I needed to be
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Post by jj on Apr 21, 2014 16:17:46 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have nowhere to be
I wish the house cleaned itself
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 21, 2014 16:19:23 GMT -5
Granted, but it was cleaned with fire.
I wish I were a fish.
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Post by jj on Apr 21, 2014 16:24:57 GMT -5
Granted, but Bartman hooked you on his first cast, and didn't let you go.
I wish I was shopping for a new guitar
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 16:59:30 GMT -5
Granted. But after buying it, you hit your head, now have amnesia and forget how to play.
I wish I had a summer house on the coast of Maine
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 21, 2014 17:03:11 GMT -5
Granted, but the neighbors are obnoxious.
I wish I had more time to read.
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Post by jj on Apr 21, 2014 17:08:22 GMT -5
Granted, but your books are all in brail.
I wish my dog didn't have bad breath
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on Apr 21, 2014 17:08:22 GMT -5
Granted. But all reading materials are now written in Chinese as they now own the USA!
I wish I had the opportunity to kick the shit out of Justin Beiber. Oh, how I wish...
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 21, 2014 17:14:32 GMT -5
Granted, but then Selena Gomez kicks the shit out of you in revenge.
I wish it was summer all year long.
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Post by jj on Apr 21, 2014 17:16:15 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to live in Death Valley.
I wish I used my time more productively
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