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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Jan 14, 2016 22:04:36 GMT -5
Granted, but now they sporadically explode and catch on fire.
I wish I was in a good mood more often.
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Post by jj on Jan 25, 2016 19:59:42 GMT -5
Granted. Just granted....we all could benefit from being in a good mood more often. But in the spirit of this thread.....
Granted, but now you feel the "opposite" of what life throws at you and your life is now a tragedy - so you are in a good mood more often.
I wish I could balance work and play better than I do
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Jan 27, 2016 23:31:29 GMT -5
Granted, Just when you've got it perfectly balanced, the place you work at goes out of business.
I wish good whiskey wasn't so expensive.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jan 28, 2016 12:04:59 GMT -5
Granted, but now you've become an alcoholic due to the low price of your favorite whiskey. You've lost your job, lost your girl, your family can't be around you and even your dog can barely tolerate you.
I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so wonky lately.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Jan 28, 2016 15:57:38 GMT -5
You've lost your job, lost your girl, your family can't be around you and even your dog can barely tolerate you. Oh well, most of that stuff seems to happen to me anyway even if I'm not drinking. So might as well drink some good cheap whiskey Granted, sleeping schedule is all better but your eating schedule and eating habits are now way off.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 12, 2016 5:19:10 GMT -5
I wish RiffsOnRuts had remembered to post a wish.
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Post by jj on May 13, 2016 0:04:53 GMT -5
I wish RiffsOnRuts had remembered to post a wish. Granted, but he wished he hadn't.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on May 13, 2016 0:35:09 GMT -5
I wish RiffsOnRuts had remembered to post a wish. Granted, but he wished he hadn't. Oh my, I blame whiskey. I'm taking JJ's wish, which may still be mine. I don't know the rules. Let's get this train back on the track. I wish I only forgot what I wanted to forget.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 13, 2016 5:22:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you forget that you wanted to forget only things you wanted to forget about forgetting....oh forget it.
I wish I could get that dead grass to grow again.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on May 17, 2016 0:21:30 GMT -5
Granted, you bought some magical lawn products from one of your free spirit neighbors and the grass grew back in nicely. Problem is some of the grass was illegal and the cops are waiting for you when you get back from work.
I wish I could get away with some of the crap my co-workers are pulling off.
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Post by jj on May 17, 2016 23:43:09 GMT -5
Granted, now the back of your car is full of crap as you now "get away" with some of the crap your co-works are pulling off.
I wish I actually got paid for the extra hours I put in at work.
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Post by bartman2001 on Jun 2, 2016 8:11:15 GMT -5
Granted but you are paid 1 cent for ALL of the extra hours you put in.
I wish my beer gut would just go away.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jun 2, 2016 10:58:51 GMT -5
Granted, a cannon has now made a gaping hole where it used to be.
I wish my bank account filled up twice as fast and emptied half as fast.
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Jun 2, 2016 20:26:40 GMT -5
Granted, it even does better than that. But only on the day when you deposit your paycheck.
I wish I could go on a shopping spree at my local record shop.
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Post by bartman2001 on Jun 3, 2016 9:27:43 GMT -5
Granted but your local record store now only sells disco records and the latest offerings from Lady GaGa and Beyonce.
I wish I could go back in time and see AC/DC live with Bon Scott.
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