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Post by AeroCooper on Jun 3, 2016 10:27:09 GMT -5
Granted, but it is all the way back to 1963 and all they are doing is fighting over a Stretch Armstrong action figure.
I wish they had something better than that crappy fish in the cafeteria today.
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Post by bartman2001 on Jun 3, 2016 11:53:56 GMT -5
Granted but it's only a semi marginally less crappy turkey sandwich (and yes the turke is dry)
I wish I was drinking a great big beer right now!
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Post by RiffsOnRuts on Jun 5, 2016 20:28:54 GMT -5
Granted, but it is warm as piss.
I wish there was a grocery store right next to my apartment building, so I could stumble in there drunk and get some chips.
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Post by jj on Jun 6, 2016 0:38:51 GMT -5
Granted, but the "chips" is actually the California Highway Patrol (anyone remember that show?) and you are arrested for being intoxicated in public.
I wish had the cash flow to buy tickets to all the concerts I would like to attend.
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Post by AeroCooper on Jun 6, 2016 10:40:55 GMT -5
Granted, but the "chips" is actually the California Highway Patrol (anyone remember that show?) and you are arrested for being intoxicated in public. Awesome!
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Post by bartman2001 on Dec 16, 2016 16:16:21 GMT -5
Granted but you had to sell your children to the gypsies to get the cash.
I wish I could play guitar as well as Neil Young, Keith Richards, Angus Young and Pete Townshend combined
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Post by AeroCooper on Dec 16, 2016 18:36:08 GMT -5
Granted, but only using their knees on the fret board. I wish I could read her mind. (I may have wished this before, but still true)
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Post by jj on Dec 17, 2016 1:07:54 GMT -5
Granted, but the depth and breadth of fiery emotion hurls you into a catatonic state and you become a mere shell of your former self.
I wish I could get motived to exercise regularly.
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Post by bartman2001 on Dec 21, 2016 8:13:52 GMT -5
Granted but now all you do is exercise losing your job, family and friends in the process.
I wish I could sleep properly.
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Post by jj on Dec 22, 2016 1:55:02 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have a snooty sleep coach that makes you lie in a "properly" distinguished position which is unbearably uncomfortable and you get no sleep.
I wish Joe Perry would shave off that hideous growth on his upper lip
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Post by AeroCooper on Dec 22, 2016 6:17:34 GMT -5
Granted, but now you miss it so grow it yourself.
I wish I could always do exactly what I want.
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Post by bartman2001 on Dec 22, 2016 11:09:07 GMT -5
Granted but all you want to do is hit yourself on the head with a hammer all day.
I wish work would stop going back and forth form periods of serious frustration to everthing being fine 600 times a day.
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Post by jj on Jan 12, 2017 18:12:01 GMT -5
Granted, now work is just one long period of serious frustration, day in and day out, week in and week out, month in and month out, year end and year out......
I wish Publishers Clearinghouse had seen fit to award me the $10,000/week for life grand prize. Those idiots!
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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 12, 2017 18:30:48 GMT -5
Granted but as a all binding court held legal stipulation you now must spend $20,000 a week in magazines from them for life and you live to 150 years old.
I wish I could go back to 1976 and see Aerosmith on the Rocks tour.
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Post by jj on Jan 13, 2017 1:20:50 GMT -5
Granted, but you must take me!
I wish Aerosmith would play "Rocks" straight through on their next American Tour.
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