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Post by AeroCooper on May 2, 2014 9:26:03 GMT -5
Granted, but now your whole body hurts from all the activity.
I wish auto correct worked better on my Nexus.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 11:14:13 GMT -5
Granted, but now it corrects every word you type to ducking.
I wish the laundry was done.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 2, 2014 11:17:31 GMT -5
Granted, but now its time to do the dishes. I wish I would get the ambition to go look at that Tacoma I've seen for sale online.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 11:23:36 GMT -5
Granted, but you get there and its actually a Pinto.
I wish that I didn't have to go get my hair cut today.
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Post by jj on May 2, 2014 11:39:51 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to have it shaved off tomorrow
I wish my dog would't bark at everything that passes by the front of the house
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Post by AeroCooper on May 2, 2014 11:55:52 GMT -5
Granted, but now he barks at you.
I wish my favorite shows were never cancelled.
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Post by jj on May 2, 2014 12:05:36 GMT -5
Granted, but now they are all pay per view
I wish Dodge truck was more reliable
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Post by bartman2001 on May 2, 2014 13:37:47 GMT -5
Granted it will last 35 years without probleb but it's now permanenly painted pee green.
I wish I had better wishes to corrupt.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 2, 2014 15:24:27 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have brain freeze.
I wish Ashley Judd was madly in love with me.
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Post by jj on May 2, 2014 18:31:27 GMT -5
Granted, but she is certifiably mad and institutionalized
I wish I was more creative
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Post by AeroCooper on May 2, 2014 18:55:19 GMT -5
Granted, but only with kiddie paste and scissors.
I wish I understood people better.
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Post by jj on May 2, 2014 23:25:30 GMT -5
Granted, but now you don't understand anything else.
I wish my kids lived in the same town as my wife and me.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 3, 2014 12:48:03 GMT -5
Granted, but now they don't speak to you.
I wish I had more brown socks.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on May 3, 2014 15:03:22 GMT -5
Granted. But they are not brown because of colored dye. I wish I could have the combined sex life of George Clooney, John Stamos, Leonardo Dicaprio, Charlie Sheen, Brad Pitt, Derek Jeter, Ron Jeremy & Mick Jagger, void of any incidental gay sex(not that there's anything wrong with that)
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Post by AeroCooper on May 3, 2014 16:04:32 GMT -5
Granted, but only before they reached the age of 5.
I wish I had seen Led Zeppelin before Bonham died.
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