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Post by AeroCooper on May 5, 2014 20:33:41 GMT -5
I admit, I was a holy terror back in high school. From dealing weed, to riding my skateboard down the halls, skipping classes, sex on school property, smoking dope in the cafeteria during lunch...you name it, I probably did it. I don't know if it was the worst thing I did, but it had the biggest effect on the most people when I 'set the school on fire'. Ok, not as bad as it sounds, here's the deal. In the men's room, they had those brown paper hand towels that come on a roll and are dispensed out of a crank operated machine on the wall. Well, Mr. Rebel here decided it would be a good idea to roll out a few feet of it and light the end on fire, then casually walk out. Mission accomplished, I roamed the halls and waited for the outcome. Shortly after, the fire alarms went off and the entire student body shuffled out onto the lawn to await the fire dept., who showed up, put out the small fire and declared it was safe to go back in. Given my reputation, I was soon called down to the principals office to be grilled about my whereabouts during the whole bathroom barbeque incident. I put on my best innocent look and declared I was sure I had no idea of what they spoke. He said, well, we'll see about that! He called my previous period teacher and asked if I had left for the bathroom that period. ...understand, I was starting to sweat at this point, because I never even went to that class once since the beginning of the school year. No idea why they never reported me, but it was only a study hall anyway. So the teacher, much to my amazement says "Yes, he was in class all period and never left"(!!!) WTF?!? So, once again, I escaped the long arm of the HS staff to enjoy another day. Meh, I went out and sparked up a fatty to celebrate. These days I don't do any of that stuff, but boy the cautionary tales I tell the kids once in awhile...
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2014 20:55:16 GMT -5
haha, that's pretty good.
1. Stole a bunch of plastic cutlery from the cafeteria, filled my backpack with plastic knives, then snuck up behind kids in the hallway holding knives to their throats.
2. Got into an argument about Creationism vs. Evolution on the schoolbus and got so riled that I stormed off the bus and tried to walk home, making the school bus driver very upset ---> I was kicked off the bus forever.
3. That bus driver really hated me, because I also used to climb under the seats as the bus was in motion.
4. Made tiny pellets of clay and threw them high onto the ceiling of the art room.
That's all, no arson for me! That's a good story, Coop!
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Post by jj on May 5, 2014 21:39:59 GMT -5
I got nothin. My HS Principal was friends of my parents and attend our church. I was in his office once for some minor offense that I can't even remember. He was a crusty tough guy the time, so the combination of knowing my parents etc didn't work for me. My former principal is a very sweet old man now whom my kids love. He really has mellowed with age. But back in the day, nobody wanted to mess with him
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2014 22:16:58 GMT -5
I was a asshole In high school. There was a girl, Allison something, that me and my buddy Matt used to steal salt packets and sprinkle them in her hair during Spanish class. We also used to smuggle airline bottles of booze from his house and drink during class. Then there was the time we dropped acid during lunch, another time we brought an M80 to a pep rally and threw it in the gym during some stupid cheerleader crap. Cops got called on that one, but didn't get us. Probably some other stuff too but it's been 20 years. Oh, I told the German teacher to, um, practice fellatio on me (she and I did not get along). All culminated in me getting kicked out three months before graduation for telling the assistant principal to go eff themselves after a solid month of in school suspension.
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Post by aerognr87 on May 5, 2014 22:18:10 GMT -5
I made up quotes for people in the high school yearbook, because I was too lazy to interview them. They were just real simple, generic quotes, like "I thought we had a great season", so nothing damning or anything. But still, pretty unethical. I would eventually be on the receiving end of being misquoted once I got to college, when it actually does matter, and when it actually was kind of damning. So, yeah, karma comes around.
In middle school, my friends and I joked about my ex-girlfriend being "flat-chested". (It was a nasty breakup and she said some terrible things about me too). Well, I guess this got back to her friends and eventually back to her. One day, I'm called in to the assistant principal's office (the assistant principal was my homeroom and social studies teacher the year before, and I was a golden student who got like 103 in his class). He asks me if I called her that. I said "no" and he bought it and let me go. Either I'm a really good liar or he just liked me enough to let me go. Probably the latter.
I did some pretty bad things in elementary school too. Got busted for swearing and flipping people off a lot. I was also involved in some bullying...which is one of my biggest regrets to this day. Kids can be terrible. In many cases, it was either engage in bullying or be bullied. Still, neither is right.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2014 23:10:44 GMT -5
I asked my Spanish teacher if I could go to the nurse's office because I had "a disco fever"
In elementary school: Hanging from the bathroom stall doors and swinging back and forth on them. Also, flipping off moving swings and doing other dangerous, paralysis-risking stunts on the playground all the time. I think I was singlehandedly responsible for getting Pogo Balls banned from my school. Who remembers Pogo Balls?
In college: Swinging uneven parallel bars on the heavily bolted-down shower curtain rods that could support an adult woman's weight. Nobody ever caught me.
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Post by aerognr87 on May 5, 2014 23:12:36 GMT -5
I asked my Spanish teacher if I could go to the nurse's office because I had "a disco fever" LMAO...that is great.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 6, 2014 8:39:07 GMT -5
We got some bad asses in here! One more I thought of - The time I almost got busted for selling joints. They called me down and claimed the hall monitor had seen me smoking dope out by the edge of school property and also saw me put a pipe in my front pocket. It was BS, because I was actually in class this time. The principal asked me to empty my pockets to prove it or he was calling the cops. Hedging for time, I told him to go for it. He said fine, go wait in the front waiting area then. Once out there, I saw a box full of computer paper sitting between the two seat sections, in the corner. When no one was looking, I slipped my Sucrets case full of joints under a few layers of paper, then stormed back into his office and said "Fine, I don't have all day to sit out there, I'll empty my pockets!" and proceeded to do so. Later that day, I waited until I saw him in the hallway, ran around the other way to his office and told the secretary that I needed to see him. She said he is out, but you can wait. I took a seat, waited til she was busy, then grabbed the case, stood up and said "Never mind, I'll come back tomorrow"
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Post by tomass on May 6, 2014 21:50:56 GMT -5
I don't feel comfortable posting the worst stuff I did.. I was pretty insane..
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Post by AeroCooper on May 7, 2014 5:07:17 GMT -5
I don't feel comfortable posting the worst stuff I did.. I was pretty insane.. Don't worry, I left out the worst too. This was the worst that is suitable for public consumption.
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Post by aerofine1 on May 7, 2014 15:05:29 GMT -5
Suffice to say I came home from 8th grade one day and my parents had thrown out all my clothing and had a school uniform for me. One way ticket to all girls high school. My parents like to tell people that I 'did time' in private school because of the amount of detention I had. Just the run of the mill idiot stuff.
I didn't do anything truly stupid until college...and then when I moved to NYC...now there's a city where you can get into some trouble.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on May 7, 2014 15:13:29 GMT -5
I don't feel comfortable posting the worst stuff I did.. I was pretty insane.. Must be something in that Merrimack river water...then again, my dad did drive to May street for the free spring water. Is that still there? I put my parents through hell in both middle school & HS... Not going into details but there were cops involved, guns and stolen cars over the years and lots of fights...LOL hmmm...now I see why Rats in the Cellar was the soundtrack to my adolescence
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 15:22:44 GMT -5
I ran away for a summer and never called my parents for 3 months. Real asshole thing to do.
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Post by 4bits4licks76 on May 8, 2014 9:21:22 GMT -5
haha, that's pretty good. 1. Stole a bunch of plastic cutlery from the cafeteria, filled my backpack with plastic knives, then snuck up behind kids in the hallway holding knives to their throats.2. Got into an argument about Creationism vs. Evolution on the schoolbus and got so riled that I stormed off the bus and tried to walk home, making the school bus driver very upset ---> I was kicked off the bus forever. 3. That bus driver really hated me, because I also used to climb under the seats as the bus was in motion. 4. Made tiny pellets of clay and threw them high onto the ceiling of the art room. That's all, no arson for me! That's a good story, Coop! I knew you were a bad ass....LOL...
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Post by Zen on May 8, 2014 16:23:41 GMT -5
haha, that's pretty good. 2. Got into an argument about Creationism vs. Evolution on the schoolbus and got so riled that I stormed off the bus and tried to walk home, making the school bus driver very upset ---> I was kicked off the bus forever. 3. That bus driver really hated me, because I also used to climb under the seats as the bus was in motion. I knew you were a bad ass....LOL... Please don't laugh, Mr Smith was my bus driver and I never had a problem with him or any of his kin... his brother was the father of my first boyfriend, my boyfriends name was bill smith (William george Smith) Bill and Gordi are still friends to this day
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