Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2014 22:33:17 GMT -5
Ebola? AHN1 virus? That funny anecdote illustrated my opinion about all of that virus panics...
Goose dick disease - Epidemic
Patient in Zimbabwe: Doctor, my ears fall.
The doctor in Zimbabwe: Well this is some dick disease! And what were you doing?
Patient: fucked geese.
Doctor: So you have goose dick disease!
Patient: Thank you, Doctor! (dies)
Doctor (recorded out): The patient died of goose dick disease .
Press Service of the Ministry of Health of Zimbabwe: In Zimbabwe last week 2,500 people died of starvation, 5400 by poisoning rotten bananas and one person from goose dick disease.
Journalist (recorded out): goose dick disease falls in the list of the three main causes of death in Zimbabwe.
News Agency: In Zimbabwe, a flurry of disease incurable goose dick disease .
TV channel: a previously unknown disease called "goose dick disease" decimating the population of Zimbabwe.
Ministry of Health of Zimbabwe called on the public not to panic.
Scientist A: Yes, goose dick disease is not known to science - and that is its main threat.
Airline Congo Air: canceling all flights to Zimbabwe until the end of epidemic goose dick disease .
Scientist B: Officials hide actual scope of the disaster! Actually goose dick disease has penetrated in Europe - Amsterdam was seen sneezing black man with a goose under his arm.
Press (published pictures of geese): screaming killers are all around us!
Politician: To address the world crippled epidemic of goose dick disease is absolutely necessary to kill all the geese.
Police (salute): Yes, will be fulfilled.
Owners of geese farms: you what ', are you mad?
Press: A conspiracy of the owners of geese farms threatens national security!
Minister of Health of Mongolia: For the salvation of the country from epidemic goose dick disease already reached our borders, it is absolutely necessary to spend a hundred million dollars to equip laboratories to combat goose dick disease .
Prime Minister of Mongolia: You are mad!
President of Mongolia: The Prime Minister is too mired in financial machinations, contracts with China for the supply of bread and brazenly ignore the real threat to the population of free spirit Mongolia !
Former Prime Minister of Mongolia: Our party urgently wanted people to be rescued goose dick disease virus. Finally, you can only population of eastern Mongolia.
Candidate for President of Mongolia: The only way to save the country is to end the relationship with the decaying West, where it began goose dick disease, and should instead strengthen cooperation with China and to include in its composition as an entity. China will save us!
Voters Mongolia: You are mad!
Patient in Zimbabwe: Doctor, my ears fall.
The doctor in Zimbabwe: Well this is some dick disease! And what were you doing?
Patient: fucked geese.
Doctor: So you have goose dick disease!
Patient: Thank you, Doctor! (dies)
Doctor (recorded out): The patient died of goose dick disease .
Press Service of the Ministry of Health of Zimbabwe: In Zimbabwe last week 2,500 people died of starvation, 5400 by poisoning rotten bananas and one person from goose dick disease.
Journalist (recorded out): goose dick disease falls in the list of the three main causes of death in Zimbabwe.
News Agency: In Zimbabwe, a flurry of disease incurable goose dick disease .
TV channel: a previously unknown disease called "goose dick disease" decimating the population of Zimbabwe.
Ministry of Health of Zimbabwe called on the public not to panic.
Scientist A: Yes, goose dick disease is not known to science - and that is its main threat.
Airline Congo Air: canceling all flights to Zimbabwe until the end of epidemic goose dick disease .
Scientist B: Officials hide actual scope of the disaster! Actually goose dick disease has penetrated in Europe - Amsterdam was seen sneezing black man with a goose under his arm.
Press (published pictures of geese): screaming killers are all around us!
Politician: To address the world crippled epidemic of goose dick disease is absolutely necessary to kill all the geese.
Police (salute): Yes, will be fulfilled.
Owners of geese farms: you what ', are you mad?
Press: A conspiracy of the owners of geese farms threatens national security!
Minister of Health of Mongolia: For the salvation of the country from epidemic goose dick disease already reached our borders, it is absolutely necessary to spend a hundred million dollars to equip laboratories to combat goose dick disease .
Prime Minister of Mongolia: You are mad!
President of Mongolia: The Prime Minister is too mired in financial machinations, contracts with China for the supply of bread and brazenly ignore the real threat to the population of free spirit Mongolia !
Former Prime Minister of Mongolia: Our party urgently wanted people to be rescued goose dick disease virus. Finally, you can only population of eastern Mongolia.
Candidate for President of Mongolia: The only way to save the country is to end the relationship with the decaying West, where it began goose dick disease, and should instead strengthen cooperation with China and to include in its composition as an entity. China will save us!
Voters Mongolia: You are mad!