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Post by bartman2001 on Jan 20, 2017 14:00:24 GMT -5
I have but I doubt anybody else has since I've got him in the trunk of my car.
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Post by anaix3l on Jan 20, 2017 14:58:49 GMT -5
I have but I doubt anybody else has since I've got him in the trunk of my car. Heh, I see way too many drivers having him hanging from the mirror, as if that would compensate for their shit driving skills.
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Post by anaix3l on Jan 22, 2017 2:00:19 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 5, 2017 15:33:16 GMT -5
It's been too long since this thread was posted in, so...
You're so ugly that when you give head it also counts as anal.
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 11, 2017 8:03:08 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Mar 15, 2017 10:23:27 GMT -5
In honor of St. Patrick's Day:
I saw this girl walk by...she must have been Irish 'cuz my penis was Dublin.
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Post by anaix3l on Mar 29, 2017 13:42:11 GMT -5
Whenever some celebrity dies, one of my friends has the habit of posting RIP with a picture of someone else just to see how many take the bait. It creeped me out a couple of times, but yeah, great way of illustrating how many people try to seem something they're not.
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 3, 2017 19:06:03 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Apr 15, 2017 6:40:03 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on May 6, 2017 19:29:15 GMT -5
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”
The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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Post by AeroCooper on May 8, 2017 10:53:55 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Jul 16, 2017 9:18:33 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Jul 20, 2017 15:54:29 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Jul 21, 2017 19:39:06 GMT -5
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Post by AeroCooper on Aug 15, 2017 11:33:11 GMT -5
I once met a girl with 12 nipples.
Sounds funny.
Dozen Tit?
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