|
Post by anaix3l on Nov 8, 2014 17:39:08 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 14, 2014 6:25:10 GMT -5
Matt calls into work and says, I'm not coming to work today, I'm really sick. Headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming to work today. The boss says, You know something, Matt, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.
Two hours later Matt calls again. I did what you said and I feel great... I'll be at work soon..... and by the way, you have a really nice house.
|
|
|
Post by bartman2001 on Nov 14, 2014 10:24:17 GMT -5
How did Helen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron. How did Helen Keller burn her other ear? The called back
|
|
|
Post by bartman2001 on Nov 18, 2014 16:12:24 GMT -5
What did Helen Keller do after she fell in the well?
Screamed her hands off!
|
|
|
Post by anaix3l on Nov 22, 2014 16:12:00 GMT -5
Just seen on twitter, probably not the best translation, but...
Romania was just hit by an earthquake. Wow, the newly elected German president didn't waste any time in getting things moving!
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 22, 2014 19:24:00 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 24, 2014 11:20:07 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by anaix3l on Nov 25, 2014 5:33:38 GMT -5
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 28, 2014 18:58:59 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 28, 2014 19:01:27 GMT -5
My boss told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 28, 2014 19:02:33 GMT -5
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain.
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 28, 2014 19:03:10 GMT -5
My ex wife and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 28, 2014 19:04:00 GMT -5
Say what you want about deaf people.
|
|
|
Post by AeroCooper on Nov 28, 2014 19:06:00 GMT -5
I was at the ATM the other day and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
|
|
|
Post by selloutrus on Nov 28, 2014 19:42:56 GMT -5
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked
one mo'
What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
One last one before I piss off airoo
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster
60 percent of all Orientals have cataracts; the other 40 perecent drive Lincoln Continentals
What do Japanese do with erections? Vote.
Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Their hand makes your dick look bigger!
|
|