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Post by AeroCooper on Nov 9, 2021 15:59:23 GMT -5
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.
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Post by anaix3l on Dec 25, 2022 14:23:04 GMT -5
Your moustache looks like a prostitute sat on your face and left some of her pubic hair there.
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Post by aeroknows on Dec 26, 2022 16:49:11 GMT -5
From my Boy Scout days...
Your mom is like a hardware store...a nickel a screw. Your mom is like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn. Your mom is like a screen...she's got a hole for everyone.
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Post by anaix3l on Dec 29, 2022 18:36:29 GMT -5
The only culture you have is bacteria.
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Post by AeroCooper on Feb 14, 2023 16:42:54 GMT -5
If you're feeling sad about being alone on Valentines Day just remember, no one loves you the rest of the year either.
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Post by AeroCooper on Feb 24, 2023 19:39:00 GMT -5
Mere words cannot express how beautiful you are. But numbers can....3/10
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Post by AeroCooper on May 22, 2023 15:58:18 GMT -5
You Are The Human Equivalent Of A Participation Trophy
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Post by AeroCooper on May 22, 2023 15:58:54 GMT -5
You seem to be suffering from delusions of adequacy
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Post by AeroCooper on May 22, 2023 16:00:59 GMT -5
Apparently you were a very slippery baby.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 22, 2023 16:02:49 GMT -5
You are not the stupidest person on earth, but you'd better hope that person doesn't die.
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Post by AeroCooper on May 26, 2023 11:52:59 GMT -5
I really need to apologize, I never should have assumed you weren't a complete idiot.
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Post by petertherock on Jun 8, 2023 22:53:17 GMT -5
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Post by petertherock on Jun 11, 2023 4:17:53 GMT -5
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Post by anaix3l on Sept 19, 2023 11:00:30 GMT -5
You're as useful as a milk bucket under a bull.
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Post by AeroCooper on Oct 20, 2023 14:01:50 GMT -5
At least you'll never have to worry in the event of a brain eating zombie outbreak.
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